Bay & Cris’s Stories!!

If you are like REALLY bored then read these. I guaruntee that they will entertain you. Remember, we made these out of boredum too!

1st: FROSTY THE SNOWMAN! THE REAL STORY!

(not the other frosty xD)

One day, kids were bored. It was snowing. Then they jumped out the window and ran outside. They built a Snowman. They named him Frosty. A hat flew on his head. He came to life. This scared the children. One died, one fainted, and one ran away, but one stayed. It was a little girl name Girl. She was an orphan. That’s why she’s called girl. They didn’t know her name. Frosty said he was nice. Then, a bad guy came. His name was MEAN!! Now, MEAN!! was mad. He was mad because he got ripped off at Wal-Mart. He was on a rampage. He had a flamethrower. He was catching little kids on fire. He ran over to frosty. He caught Girl on fire. She screamed and fell to the ground and rolled. Frosty said “That was not nice!”. Girl started crying. This made Frosty mad. Madder! MADDEST!! He punched MEAN!! and Girl. Left a BIG old scar. But, the little girl was happy now. MEAN!! ran away. Then Frosty went towards a train. But there was a highway you had to pass. It was very busy. He just started walking. Eventually he reached the road. A guy in a car saw a big white clump ahead. He floored it. And then… BANG!!! Frosty was hit at 132mph. Girl cried. But She saw Frosty already on the train. She ran across the street. She made it. But a cool car came. She saw something come out of it. Could it be, no, maybe…… A HUGE MISSILE! Girl ran as fast as she could, but it was no use. She was hit and flew over into the cart. They rid the train to the North Pole. MEAN!! Hid on the train. He was SuPeR MaD!!!! They made it to the North pole. Girl was cold. Frosty made a fire. He held her over it. He dropped her on accident. She caught on fire. She rolled around. Frosty got water. He put it on her. Then a retarded bunny came. He was drinking Methane. He was cold. He got up to the fire and in and instant………KAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOM!!! It caught everyone on fire. Frosty put water on them. They then found Santa. They danced around all day. Then Frosty found something. He said “I’ve never seen a round piece of grass before!”. Santa said That it was not grass! BOOM!! It was a grenade. Then MEAN!! came up behind Santa with a big old flamethrower and FWISH!!!!! Santa was on fire! He rolled around. He was saying crap like Why? Eventually, he was ashes. This made Frosty mad . He started eating snow. He Multiplied in size. Soon he was 500 feet tall! Girl hugged him. Long story short, she was stomped on. Then, Optimus Prime came in. He got out a Flamethrower. He melted Frosty. But frosty gave him a cookie. Tick….Tick…Tick…Toooock………………BOOOM!!

The End, By Crismaru3

K was that OSSIM or what? Yep!

 

2nd: TEH FLUFFY VS. TEH KITTEH!!

Well, Bay and I made this on msn when we were very boreded. So yeah!

 

Cris*** says:

u help kitteh b 4 its too late

u help b 4 fluffy get him

Plz help b4 his due date

Even though kitteh might die

Fluffy’s still ossim

Cmon, there’s noneed to cry

First he’ll start at mars

B 4 he destroys our cars

Even though it’ll blow up

Be sure not 2 throw up

All bcause we wax our floors

and now we have shiney doors

for this is all a stupid dream

even though it’s real it seems

Baymer says:

I cant save te cat

not even with a magic hat

So leave me alone

or else will be left if bone

i cant help you

i cant even count to 2

so why me

i will require a fee

Cris*** says:

I might not be able 2 pay

cause this is the last day

cause i see fluffy

yeah..i do

So I grab meh mountain dew

And my favorite shoe

Oh no not the lazer beams

it hit a kid it seems

I am very scared

while the kitteh just stared

I tried to save him but

Ow…?

Baymer says:

If what you ay is true

then i can help you

fluffy is a dog

so he does what all dogs do in the fog

he will retern to his leader

maby sniffing a seeder

but he will leave

not tearing yet one sleeve

so go to waly world

while every one is curled

and get a fog machine

and some been

go back to fluffy

dont be scared to be shovy

put down the bean

and turn on the machine

he will run

and leave beforeout come the sun.

Cris*** says:

Ow what just happened?

It seems I’ve been zappened

Into a place

with lots of mace

and as i started to cry

I felt as if I would die

I saw the kitten

without his mittens

That devastated me

Then i had to pee

Then I saw it

My death

It was fluffy himself

And a guy named Seth

Baymer says:

i knew this would happen

but i just sat ther tappin

but now i have a plan

look behind them there should be a can

it will look fake

but it has a cake

it is his weakness

but fluffy will say it will make his strenght go to his peakness

and it is true

but dont turn blu

u eat the cake

and his face will look fake

as you grow

he will blow

but u will win

and seth will take you to din

 

 

 

 

Cris*** says:

Thanks for the advice

I might use it twice

But why would seth take me out to dinner?

Does he want to get thinner?

Now fluffy attacks

And I step back

onto the kiteens head

and I thought he was as good as dead

but he yelp and scratched my face

and fluffy sprayed him with mace

Then I punched Fluffy right in the head

Trying to put him to his bed

When just then he began to attack

And then I got a pretty good smack

Then he started glowing black

But whats that? A silver thing on the ground?

Then I dropped and rolled around

I opened it and there was a cake

Then I heard Fluffy wake

I ate and ate till i was full

then he threw me in a pool

Baymer says:

as u float in the pool

u feel like a fool

with how strong u are

u could destroy a car

especilly fluffy

and his last words will be ruffy

if you spare him

chances are dim

that he will be nce

he will be is cold as ice

dont let him free

cover him in hot tea

 

 

 

 

Cris*** says:

Maybe the tea

can set him free

I’m gonna be nice

not as cold as ice

and as fluffy glows

He yelled “EVERYTHING GOES!”

I yelled right back

“There are some things that you lack!”

I told him a friend

And I thought it was the end

But he just grinned and let me in

But then that grin faded away

when he hit me in a deadly way

A black ball hover over his head

and the kitten shed

and I saw the ball dig into the ground

and the earth shakes all around

Baymer

 

 

 

says:

NO YOU FOOL

THIS IS WORSE THEN THE POOL!

10, 20, 30, NO 40 TIMES WORSE!

AND THIS ISNT UR FIRS

YOU BELIVED HIM

YOUR CHANCES WERE THIN!

AND HE’S A DOG NOT A CAT

NOW ARE CHANCES ARE FAT!

NO…………… NO WE CAN’T WIN

U WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE DIN!

SETH WAS A SLAVE NOT A FRIEND OF FLUFFY

NOW WE WILL ALL SUFFY

THAT BLACK BALL

U THOUGHT IT WAS NOTHING AT ALL

BUT IT WAS A THING WORSE THEN SPIRIT BOMB!

IT IT IT IS THE END

AND ARE MESSAGE CANT BE SEND

THERE IS ONE THING U CAN DO

UT U HAVE TO BE MEANER THEN THE FU FIGHTERS KUNG FU

dig a hole below the black ball

as long as a hall

and put fluffy unde the course of the ball

 

 

 

 

 

Cris*** says:

I grabbed the dog and start to run

That big black light is from the sun

It so dark all around

Im really scared to dig in the ground

buti do and i to fall

just like a long hall

uh oh

o kno

o KNO

I dug in the path of the big black ball

i se worms and it kills them all

I drop fluffy and dig away

And it was something I can’t do today

so i grabbed him just intime

and he said he would pay me a dime

When I got to the surface I was terrified

And i just thought fluffy could’ve died

then he ran after the kitten and flew away

Thats what I HATED to see today

Baymer

 

 

 

says:

Ur heart is golder then gold

that is why ur bold

fluffy was not the destroyer of worlds the cat was

wat u expirienced today was a test

and u did the best

and now u will be awarded a medal

(one sec please)

Baymer

 

 

 

writes:

 

Baymer

 

 

 

says:

it says test one u have many more

but for now i have to leave so bye

ok say what u have to i have 2 leav soon

 

 

 

 

Cris*** says:

c ya thanx

yep

Baymer

 

 

 

says:

bye

 

 

 

 

Cris*** says:

shiney

Teh END!

Yeah…pretty OSSIM isn’t it? That’s what I thought…